Thursday, April 16, 2020

ballad of joe


Monday, April 13, 2020

corona family x

Every morning I turn on the radio to NPR for my daily dose of propaganda.  For awhile now, there doesn't seem to be any news outside of corona.  All they do is talk about it, interview "experts" to fire up the masses with panic and fear porn and how it's Trump's fault.  Yesterday they had a doctor on who said he took Hydroxychloroquine for his corona virus and didn't feel a thing, like it was just as good as nothing.  I'm thinking, "You're not dead, ya stupid bastard."  Yeah, this is my daily routine.  Judge me.

I realize no one really knows anything so I decided to conduct a study.

I found a family who tested positive for the virus.  Three generations in one house and all but one contracted it.  They watch TV and play games on their phones, have various ranges of health issues, and three generations so I can study the effects age has on this condition.  At this time, the whole house in on lock-down.

Ok, on the surface this sounds like a cold thing to do, secretly experiment on a bunch of people unfortunate enough to catch this virus.  If I could help I would, but since I can't, the best I could do is pay attention from a distance, take notes, and get the answers I'm looking for.  I'll get updates on their conditions from others they know to keep myself out of the picture.  I'll call them FAMILY X. 

Of course, they have no idea I'm doing this and I intend to keep it that way.   Considering the total bull shit that's flying about COVID-19, I'm sure I'll learn far more about this virus than what NPR decides to tell me.

I'll keep ya posted.