lab rats, the day after

Hurricane Sandy did a number on the east coast.  New York's subway system is flooded and lower Manhattan is under water.  Atlantic City closed the casinos early and no longer has a boardwalk.  The HMS Bounty sank taking her captain with her.  West Virginia got a couple feet of snow.  Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, and a whole bunch of other places are under a state of emergency.   The last time Wall Street closed for two days because of the weather was 1888.

Chaos everywhere you look.  Everywhere but here.

It seems the projected path of the hurricane, which was to meet the cold front from the north took a left turn shortly after it hit Philly and proceeded to clobber southern PA before turning north, leaving this area wet and wind-shaken but completely missing the brunt of the storm.

I had my doubts whether pointing the PVC CB south-east would have any effect on such a massive storm system but as I studied the weather maps, I could draw a straight line from the direction the CB was pointed to where this hurricane changed direction, doing an end run around this whole area.
I know it sounds like I have some weird god complex, bumping weather systems in unexplainable directions, but the facts are all there.  Even the weather experts can't explain the sudden change in direction.  These experts had at least a half dozen computer generated scenarios as to where this gigantic weather system was heading and they all had two things in common.   They all plotted a trajectory right through this county, and none of these projected scenarios included a hard turn to the west.

Coincidence?  Don't think I haven't considered coincidence and dumb luck as having a say in these experiments but it's no longer coincidence when the success rate approaches 100%.  If dumb luck had anything to do with it, I'd be spending more time at the casinos and future markets.  If you attended any of my outdoor parties you'd wonder why it's raining everywhere but a half mile radius around my powered up CB.

Thought control?  Could be.  When I built my first succor punch, I tested it on the weather to show immediate, provable results.  My first succor punch experiment was to manifest into reality a sunny dawn in London.  At that time, London hasn't seen a sunny day for months, so sunshine appearing the morning after the intention would indicate a successful manifestation.  The next morning I got a message from Rita, who lives in London, saying it worked and she woke up with bright sunshine streaming through her bedroom window for the first time in recent memory.  The weather maps showed London in the middle of a swath of clear sky from west to east with heavy cloud cover everywhere else.

What started out as using the weather to see how a succor punch can manifest intent into reality, turned into manufacturing various devices with the purpose of adjusting the weather as the principal goal.
   
Labs don't run experiments on rats as the goal.  They use rats because rat physiology is similar to human physiology and the results from these experiments directly relates to the effect it has on humans as the primary goal.

Can a single, battery powered, cloudbuster have any effect on a massive storm system, with a thousand mile radius, from a hundred miles away?
Can a single hand-held succor punch have anything to do with parting the clouds six thousand miles away?

I've come to view the atmosphere and all it's complexities as a fluid system that can quickly and easily adjust to my cloudbuster experiments on a local level.  It's the human issues I have a problem with and famine, disease, pandemics, war, social unrest, and political upheaval are issues I feel are just as out of control and unpredictable as a runaway hurricane. 

At what point do you apply the data from your lab rat experiments to benefiting humanity?

Anyone?