The suffering I do for science...

I need to repeat the experiment to see if there was any validity to my lapis HHGs inducing healthy sleep, so I made three more to give to unsuspecting victims -- er, test subjects -- and report their reactions. I have a few people in mind who aren't aware of what I'm up to and have no computer access, so they won't be tainted one way or the other.
At first, I thought I'd visit them in the middle of the night and unceremoniously plant an HHG under their beds. The thought of dressing up like a ninja, sneaking through someone's house, hiding in closets, watching the women get undressed, and waiting for the right moment to emerge and blend into the darkness of their bedrooms for the sole purpose of planting an HHG under their beds was at first appealing, but ... SHADES OF THE NIGHT STALKER! This is the kinda shit people go to prison for. Needless to say, I perished that thought and opted, instead, to visit them and bring an HHG as an objet d'art present in exchange for the keys to the liquor cabinet.

Ya know, this plan is so crazy, it just might work!

Wish me luck, and if you get a phone call in the middle of the night, just accept the charges, ok?