Wednesday, October 31, 2012

lab rats, the day after

Hurricane Sandy did a number on the east coast.  New York's subway system is flooded and lower Manhattan is under water.  Atlantic City closed the casinos early and no longer has a boardwalk.  The HMS Bounty sank taking her captain with her.  West Virginia got a couple feet of snow.  Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, and a whole bunch of other places are under a state of emergency.   The last time Wall Street closed for two days because of the weather was 1888.

Chaos everywhere you look.  Everywhere but here.

It seems the projected path of the hurricane, which was to meet the cold front from the north took a left turn shortly after it hit Philly and proceeded to clobber southern PA before turning north, leaving this area wet and wind-shaken but completely missing the brunt of the storm.

I had my doubts whether pointing the PVC CB south-east would have any effect on such a massive storm system but as I studied the weather maps, I could draw a straight line from the direction the CB was pointed to where this hurricane changed direction, doing an end run around this whole area.
I know it sounds like I have some weird god complex, bumping weather systems in unexplainable directions, but the facts are all there.  Even the weather experts can't explain the sudden change in direction.  These experts had at least a half dozen computer generated scenarios as to where this gigantic weather system was heading and they all had two things in common.   They all plotted a trajectory right through this county, and none of these projected scenarios included a hard turn to the west.

Coincidence?  Don't think I haven't considered coincidence and dumb luck as having a say in these experiments but it's no longer coincidence when the success rate approaches 100%.  If dumb luck had anything to do with it, I'd be spending more time at the casinos and future markets.  If you attended any of my outdoor parties you'd wonder why it's raining everywhere but a half mile radius around my powered up CB.

Thought control?  Could be.  When I built my first succor punch, I tested it on the weather to show immediate, provable results.  My first succor punch experiment was to manifest into reality a sunny dawn in London.  At that time, London hasn't seen a sunny day for months, so sunshine appearing the morning after the intention would indicate a successful manifestation.  The next morning I got a message from Rita, who lives in London, saying it worked and she woke up with bright sunshine streaming through her bedroom window for the first time in recent memory.  The weather maps showed London in the middle of a swath of clear sky from west to east with heavy cloud cover everywhere else.

What started out as using the weather to see how a succor punch can manifest intent into reality, turned into manufacturing various devices with the purpose of adjusting the weather as the principal goal.
Labs don't run experiments on rats as the goal.  They use rats because rat physiology is similar to human physiology and the results from these experiments directly relates to the effect it has on humans as the primary goal.

Can a single, battery powered, cloudbuster have any effect on a massive storm system, with a thousand mile radius, from a hundred miles away?
Can a single hand-held succor punch have anything to do with parting the clouds six thousand miles away?

I've come to view the atmosphere and all it's complexities as a fluid system that can quickly and easily adjust to my cloudbuster experiments on a local level.  It's the human issues I have a problem with and famine, disease, pandemics, war, social unrest, and political upheaval are issues I feel are just as out of control and unpredictable as a runaway hurricane. 

At what point do you apply the data from your lab rat experiments to benefiting humanity?



Sunday, October 28, 2012

got milk?

They say, everyone complains about the weather but no one does anything about it.

According to my most recent visit to some of the area stores, the locals are sure trying to make the best of things by stocking up on enough survival gear before barricading themselves in the family compound for the upcoming disaster that's heading our way like a runaway train.

Rumors of rain or snow related weather is enough to drive every local inhabitant to the supermarket for stockpiles of bread, milk and eggs in a vain attempt to stave off starvation with generous helpings of french toast after all hell breaks loose.

By 10 am, all that was left of this bread rationing station was a few rolls and the high priced, gourmet breads at four bucks a loaf.  Mob shopping left the milk cases completely devastated with nothing left but a few half empty cartons while broken eggs covered a ten foot radius around what used to be a well organized, maximum security egg case.  Old women, too feeble to fight the younger and faster hoard of local ladies, had no choice but to scoop up the trampled egg remnants from the freshly tiled floor.

At Lowes, milk, bread, and eggs took a back seat to ac generators as the primary survival essential, and by noon the waiting line was sixty-eight deep.  A low level clerk told someone the truck would be there before noon with enough generators for all.  By six pm the truck arrived with only 20 generators, resulting in the hospitalization of three Lowes employees.

And panic hasn't even set in yet.  Wait til tuesday when we revert to a third world country.  No electricity, no water, no heat, no food on the store shelves, and no gasoline without electricity to pump it.

The arctic front coming in from Canada and hurricane Sandy coming from the south is due to meet right over my head, resulting in what could be described as the perfect Frankenstein storm of the century.  Every weather computer model forecasts this perfect storm to linger in this area for a few days, dumping hurricane amounts of rain with a strong likelihood of copious amounts of snow, from the falling temps.

Sure will be a big one.   But I've been doing some preparing of my own.

Rum, wine, eggs, milk, bread, beer, shrimp, rum, batteries, water, fuel, non electric heat sources, sump pump, rum and, most importantly, fresh batteries for the cloudbuster.

The big question is, which direction to point the CB?  I figured the northern cold front would be fueling this potential monster so I aimed the CB in a north-west direction to divert it, or at least hold it back.  By afternoon the weather stations were mentioning the stalled front from the north.  Around 6:30 pm I turned the CB south-east in an attempt to repel the storm and possibly divert it to the west. 

I gotta tell ya, I wasn't hopeful that my feeble, single CB would have much effect against this massive collision that was going to happen, until I saw the cold front that my CB was pointing at, stall and just sit there like it hit a wall.  I can't say if it was coincidence or CB skill but if Sandy decides to alter her trajectory and go somewhere else, I'll be buying the beer this weekend.

I guess we'll see what happens tomorrow.       


Thursday, October 18, 2012

how liberals argue

are we brain dead or what

Am I missing something?

I've been a democrat my whole life I can't but imagine why anyone would vote Obama for a second term.  I can't think of a single thing he's done to make things better in his four years in office but I can think of plenty of reasons he should be tried for treason.

Is there anyone out there who isn't aware of the Obama birth certificate issue?  I'm serious.  I was first aware of this BC issue when he was on the campaign trail and didn't think much of it.  I mean, how can anyone run for president without proving he's qualified?  The democratic party must have checked him out, right?  I had to show two forms of identification and have a background check just to get a shit job.  Surely, someone had the obligation to do a background check on a guy running for president of the US.  This is the federal government, for Christ sake.  They check everything.

There were no less than a half dozen law suits opened in 2008 requesting Obama show his birth certificate and rather than doing so, he chose to spend millions of dollars to block such action.  Ok, he posted his short form BC but that was a certificate of live birth, not a genuine birth certificate.  That kind of identification won't get anyone a drivers license, let alone a passport.  What did he use to travel to Pakistan in '81?

He was born in Hawaii but no one was sure which hospital.  His grandmother said she saw him born in Kenya.  His father was Kenyan with a British passport and he went to school in Indonesia where he went by the name of Barry Soetoro.  It wasn't until Donald Trump got the whole birth certificate front and center that Obama held a press conference and showed the whole world his REAL birth certificate and posted it on   The problem was, that BC was proven to be the worst forgery that could possibly be produced.  Anyone with Photoshop Illustrator could easily dissect the PDF to reveal most of the information was done on a modern computer.  The forgery was so bad, so obviously in-your-face fake it was as if Obama was telling the whole world, "fuck you."

It's not so much IF he was born on US soil.  That's not what being a natural born citizen is all about.  A natural born citizen is a person who's birth parents were US citizens, regardless where he was born.  The reason for this condition is to ensure the president of the United States has allegiance only to this country and not the country of his foreign national father.  Obama's father wasn't a US citizen but swore allegiance to Great Britain.  This means he can hold any political office in the US but president.  The framers of the constitution included that condition to prevent a take over from a foreign nation, like England.   Remember England?  We were at war with them around the time the constitution was written.

There's more to this.  Obama spent his formative years as a Muslim.  He was educated in a Muslim school.  I don't think a Muslim school in Indonesia would be prone to instill any American values and patriotism into any of their students.   His father and step father were Muslim.  According to Muslim law his step father would have been required to raise his step son as a Muslim.  His mother didn't seem to care for America or Americans much.  She lived in Kenya and then in Indonesia.  She married two men, both foreign nationals and both Muslim.  He didn't start his American life until he was 18.

On May 12, 2012, Mike Coffman, a congressman running for re-election in the Sixth Congressional District of Colorado, addressed a Republican fund-raising event in Elbert County. Coffman stated that he did not know where President Barack Obama was born. Coffman went on to say of Obama that "in his heart, he's not an American. He's just not an American."  

Mike hit the nail on the head.  Obama made it clear he doesn't much care for the American flag or the ceremony surrounding it.  He often refuses to salute during the pledge of allegiance and gives the impression  he's disgusted with the idea of worshiping a red, white and blue rag.  Michelle isn't much better.  She once told the crowd at a campaign rally, "This is the first time in my life I feel proud to be an American".  WTF DID SHE SAY????   I mean, this is the future first lady saying never, in her whole life, did she ever have any pride in her country.  Ya know what?  I get the feeling BO feels the same way.  Being an American means you have a deep love for your country, no matter how much you hate the government running it.  How can an American president consider spending the 4th of July holiday in Europe on a fund raising tour when even ex-patriots have a burning desire to spend the 4th consuming beer and hotdogs with friends and relatives?     

Does he have other forms of identification such as a drivers license, passport, or social security card?  Is he registered with Selective Service?    Hmmmm... Let's see....

Surely, a law abiding, soon-to-be-president, born in the USA, citizen would be registered for the draft.  Under the law, virtually all male U.S. citizens, and male aliens living in the U.S., who are ages 18 through 25, are required to register with Selective Service.   I can't believe the Federal Government, with it's infinite ability to gather detailed information on anyone and everyone, can't go through a few files and find something solid that can prove he's at least an American citizen.  Selective Service is a start.

Penalties for Failure to Register for the Draft
Men who do not register could be prosecuted and, if convicted, fined up to $250,000 and/or serve up to five years in prison. In addition, men who fail to register with Selective Service before turning age 26, even if not prosecuted, will become ineligible for:
  • Student Financial Aid - including Pell Grants, College Work Study, Guaranteed Student/Plus Loans, and National Direct Student Loans.
  • U.S. Citizenship - if the man first arrived in the U.S. before his 26th birthday.
  • Federal Job Training - The Job Training Partnership Act (JTPA) offers programs that can train young men for jobs in auto mechanics and other skills. This program is only open to those men who register with Selective Service.
  • Federal Jobs - men born after December 31, 1959 must be registered to be eligible for jobs in the Executive Branch of the Federal government and the U.S. Postal Service.
It's not about race, religion or political parties.  Americans are pretty open about such matters and freedom in all its forms is the core of American reality.  Acceptance of diversity and religious freedom is so deeply ingrained in the American psyche, we accept it as a fundamental aspect of humanity and believe everyone desires the peace and harmony of free will and the pursuit of happiness.  Our child-like world view can't comprehend a religious, political, social system that's so diametrically opposed to freedom of expression that it has to overwhelm, absorb, and eliminate any system other than it's own.

Would Arnold Schwarzenegger stand a chance of becoming governor of California in 1945? 
Then why would you elect as president an unknown quantity with a questionable past, indoctrinated from birth by a system with a hive mentality of world domination under Sharia law, by any and all means necessary, as their sole reason for existence, that you're currently at war with?

It seems American acceptance is not only our greatest strength but the single element that encompasses our doom.


Wednesday, October 10, 2012


Obama and Romney.  It's hard to believe there are people who haven't decided who the next prez should be.  I decided a long time ago neither of these ass clowns should hold any political office and the thought of casting my vote for the lesser of these two evils leaves a constant and continual bad taste in my mouth.

It's an undeniable fact that politicians, by nature, are bullshit artists of the highest order.  The presidential race is a bullshit contest to see which bullshitter bullshits the most voters by November.  The lessor of two evils is the most believable bullshitter, who becomes the most credible candidate, who then morphs into an honest politician and leader of the free world.  What a system.

We all know it's bullshit but there's something appealing about a good bullshitter.  Bullshitters tell the best stories because imagination is boundless and all you need is a few threads of hyperbole embellished potential truth to steer an audience into the mind of the bullshitter.  Literature, movies, mainstream news media, TV, and every facet of our collective cultures are built on a foundation of emotional fiction over a bedrock of bullshit.

Can we expect any less from our elected officials?  Truth doesn't cut it in politics.  Just ask Ron Paul.  Sure, he can fill stadiums with supporters and has more campaign posters than anyone but he just doesn't bullshit good enough to be leader of the free world.

Obama may be a good liar but he aint no bullshit artist.  His base consists of the hope depraved, cradle to grave wards of the state who sees the federal government as a father figure promising change in the form of a bigger allowance in exchange for a few freedoms, like the bill of rights.
When he was elected four years ago I fully expected him to restore habeas corpus or at least turn around the patriot act.  He didn't.  What he did do was sign NDAA into law while in Hawaii last December 31, effectively eliminating the fifth amendment and what was left of our diminishing freedoms.  His greatest accomplishment was giving the green light to assassinate bin laden, who was already dead for ten years, without a scrap of evidence to show for it.  Sounds like a lie but definitely not the level of bullshit required for a chief executive.

Now, Romney... This guy knows bullshit.  He doesn't waste his time on simple, transparent lies.  This guy cut his teeth on bullshit.  In this country, there's only two ways to become a billionaire.  Inheritance and world class bullshit and Romney's got em both covered.  Ya want to fix the economy?  Who better than a successful corporate fatcat to turn a profit.  International affairs are settled by making deals and who's better qualified than a guy who's soul existence is to make deals?  If you can't dazzle em with logic, baffle em with bullshit and Romney is a world class bullshit artist capable of making this country turn a profit if it hair-lips everyone in congress.

The problem is, every American president has a blood line to the British royal family, even Obama.  It seems the royal bloodline trumps being a natural born citizen as the prime pre-requisite as commander and chief of the U.S. and unless Romney can bullshit his way into the Mormon genealogy records in Salt Lake City to affirm kinship to the queen, I'm afraid Obummer's going to be our next lame duck president.

Come on, Mitt.  Now's the time to get some of that world class bullshit going and get a fire under some Mormon record keepers asses.

If Obama can lie about his phony birth certificate, you can surely bullshit your way into the royal family.

And remember.
Vote early and vote often.