Sunday, August 26, 2012

21st century america

21st century America is like a reverse French Revolution.  The poor and uneducated fighting to put an unethical aristocrat in office.  A slow motion reverse Bastille day as we stuff more and more people into overcrowded prisons to profit the aristocracy.  The poor are dying, not from lack of bread but from an obesity epidemic caused by LITERALLY EATING CAKE.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

unmentioned recaps

Just because I haven't made a post since June doesn't mean nothing's going on.  Quite the opposite, things are happening so fast and furious that by the time I get half way through a rant it's already last week's news and my attention switches tracks to more noteworthy information that becomes less noteworthy when another tangent comes to light.

To abbreviate a few unmentioned recaps...

The Fourth of July party was storm-free thanks to the cloudbuster.
Powdered metals and crystals make better orgonite.
The Colorado Batman movie massacre was a black ops exercise.
The Caravan's back on the road with phenomenal gas mileage.
Joe Paterno  becomes non-existent.
Politics, sports, and the Olympics are diversions for the masses.
Major news events are scripted fictions for mass mind control.
Politically Correct is a law-of-the-land oxymoron.
The United States of America is the name of a British owned corporation.
Racism is a tool.
Wheat is slow poison for humans.
You'll earn your bread by the sweat of your brow.
Wonder Bread is the Soylent Green of our collective reality.
Gluten, glutton, gluttony, sounds like one of the seven deadly sins.
Oil is a renewable resource.
The future aint what it used to be.
The chemtrail war is over.
Vagal stimulation is as effective as LSD.
Men no longer wear hats.
Early baptism was water-boarding.
The power grid is failing.
People are waking up exponentially and need direction.
Making vodka and rum is faster and easier than making wine or beer.
The masses.
Da masses.
Duh masses.
Dumb asses.
Will and imagination are all that's required to manifest reality.
Baptism, crucifixion, and water-boarding produce the same results.
Don't re-elect anybody.
The english language is a mind control tool.
The laws of physics are guidelines.
The duality nature of man is a construct designed to divide us against ourselves.
It's not just you.  We're all changing and we're all in this together. 

Did I miss anything?