Monday, September 29, 2008

letter to the prez

Dear George,

We all loathe and despise you, even your own base. You've prostituted the White House. You've prostituted Congress. You've prostituted the Constitution. You prostituted the election, twice. And now you want to give what's left of our nation to those greedy bastard friends of yours on Wall St. You've sold us down the river and your legacy is crap.

Have a nice day.
Enclosed is a cyber quarter.
Go call all your friends.

Your worthless peasant slave,

Thomas Patrick

On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.

We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions.

Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House cannot respond to every message.

Thank you again for taking the time to write.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Thursday, September 25, 2008

say hello to my little friend

Since the government is about to bail out Wall St., I thought it only fitting that I get a new toy, so I got a 12 gauge Mossberg pump.

It has almost everything I need in a shotgun. The 20" barrel and pistol grip is designed for home defense. Perfect for close quarters encounters where you don't want a stock and long barrel getting in the way. A quick change to the original stock makes it a pretty good hunting weapon for small game.

I figure whenever the government gets involved with anything, the outcome is always Joe Taxpayer gets another screwing, and this time will be the nastiest screwing we'll get.

I foresee people being uprooted from their homes and forced to migrate in search for food. It won't be so bad in the country but the cities... Let's just say I wouldn't live in the city without a handgun AND a knife on me at all times.

How did I get this pessimistic, you say?

I'm not a pessimist. I'm an opportunistic optimist and I can see the changes written on the wall. The agricultural/industrial revolution is coming to the end of its life cycle, and when that time comes, we'll have no choice but to revert to our genetic core and learn to feed ourselves for a day rather than save for eternity with abstracts like worthless Federal Reserve notes. The change will be hard for most people to comprehend. The transition from societal ward to spiritual individualist will require a complete and total change most of us are unable to cope with.

We've lived for thousands of years by feeding off of others, like psychic vampires, as a way to survive, because that's all we knew. Power used to be land because land produces food. As any despot can tell you, control the food supply and you control the people. Control the money supply and you control the food. What's happening on Wall St. is the implosion of the old system and an inability to cope with the new emerging one and if the corporate world doesn't have their way, they'll inflate the cost of food in an attempt to starve us into submission.

The time has come to think about being proactive. You don't have to burn down the houses of power to be proactive but there is something we all can do to put these bastards in their place.

1. Get at least one gun and lots of ammo and keep it where you can get to it fast.

2. Learn how to use these guns. Find a shooting range and practice until you feel comfortable. A gun is just a tool like a hammer or a baseball bat. All three can kill.

3. Stock up on non-perishable food. Keep enough on hand to keep you and your family going for at least 9 months.

4. Invest in a water purification system. If you can't afford one, build one. There are plans on the net.

5. Keep a ready supply of matches, lighters, flashlights, and Mylar blankets.

6. Find like-minded people and form a survival group. There's safety in numbers.

7. Buy what you need, not what you want.

8. When Wall St. finally gets its hands on the treasury, cash out of the system. Take your money out of the bank, cash in your stocks and bonds, and cut up your credit cards.

All this is just basic stuff our grandparents did as part of normal living before the present system got completely out of control.

As for me... Let's just say I can be just as comfortable in the wilderness as I can in my home.

And so should you.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

predictions anyone?

When I heard about the government considering bailing out the big boys with a trillion dollars worth of taxpayer money, I stocked up my ammo. After seeing this video I realize I may be carrying my .45 when I shop for Thanksgiving diner.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Henry Potter... haiku

Bend over I'll drive

You're worth more dead than alive

By winter you'll go

Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch, WaMu, AIG, Bear Stearns... And this is just the tip of the iceberg of things yet to come. What amazes me is we saw this exact scenario many times in the 20th century... A sudden collapse of sound financial institutions followed by a bailout, robbing the dwindling coffers of the U.S. Treasury so the Federal Reserve can print up even more money, reducing the value of American currency even more. Only this time, it's pretty serious for Wall Street, and everyone who relies on investments as an income.

If current rates continue, we can look forward to the total collapse of the monetary system as we know it, and we can blame the Federal Reserve, which isn't part of the federal government, but a private bank owned by international bankers, and our dumb-ass Congress for allowing such a scenario to get a foothold in the first place.

Yeah, these Wall Street guys, these Masters of the Universe, have been riding the gravy train for so long they thought it would last forever. What they didn't see was another Master of the Universe was in town, and he had his sights set on them.

So the big boys want to make some fast cash, and end up losing the business, with Uncle Sam to bail them out. No big deal. The head honchos each walk away with retirement packages equal to a small country's gross national product, while the taxpayer slaves get to pay for it all to the tune of well over a trillion dollars. (That's a 1 with twelve zeros after it.)

Of course, the U.S. government can't possibly pay for it, so they get the Federal Reserve, a private bank, to print up a trillion dollars so we can owe the Fed a trillion PLUS interest, that any right-thinking person realizes is impossible to pay back, because the only money in circulation is Federal Reserve notes, not including the interest, which Uncle Sam has to borrow from the Fed to pay the Fed back, allowing them to print more, until the end of time, and the Federal Reserve gets to keep the hard assets when they can't pay. What a power play! This is like "It's a Wonderful Life" on steroids, with Ben Bernanke playing Henry Potter.

What about all those honest, tax-paying people that lost their homes because these bastards screwed them with impossible-to-pay-back interest rates? Shouldn't the government help these people, rather than the greedy rat bastards that started this whole thing in the first place?


Let Lunch Box Charlie and Joe Sixpack live in their cars, 'cause we need to keep Wall Street going to stave off economic collapse for a few more months.

I say let the Fed have all the money. Who cares? I mean, if they had all this soon-to-be worthless cash, it'll be just as worthless to them.

But on the other hand...

Why don't we all get together with our pitchforks and torches and visit the nearest Federal Reserve and storm the fuckin' place?! We grab everybody in a suit, drag them into the street, and trample them like the grapes of wrath. Kill 'em all. I MEAN KILL. THEM. ALL. (Their tinpot god can sort 'em out.)

I'm not advocating violence. I'm advocating surgery ... Like cutting out a hemorrhoid that's been festering in your ass for a hundred years. These parasites have been sucking life dry for so long, it's become normal to give a third of your hard-earned blood so they can grow like a cancer in the heart of humanity. They take everything and give nothing back. A dog is man's best friend, but if a dog got rabies, you'd shoot it on sight. Why would you treat these greedy bastards any better? They're not human. They're not your friends.

Come to think of it, I AM advocating violence. Grab your pitchforks. I'll be the one in the cowboy hat.

Monday, September 15, 2008

wall street shuffle 10cc

I thought this was a most fitting tune after hearing the news about Lehman Brothers today. It reminds me of a tank filled with hungry sharks eating each other, not realizing the eaters are also someone elses lunch.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

orgone hookah III

The results are in.
In a previous post, I hooked up the orgone hookah to my car to study the effects of orgone enriched vapor and its effect on gas mileage. After a couple tanks of gas and hundreds of miles I concluded my gas mileage is increasing. After 60 miles my mileage increased by 1.5 miles per gallon. After 300 miles that figure changed to 3 miles per gallon increase.
It wouldn't be prudent to assume after 60 miles any change in gas mileage would be a solid indicator, so I extended the test for a couple tanks of gas. In this time I made it a point to not change my driving habits, tune up the car, or put additional air in the tires, so the mileage I was getting before the test was my baseline average and all parameters were identical, except for the installation of the orgone hookah.

I can safely conclude the only factor that gave me a higher mile per gallon was the orgone hookah.

Ok, so a 3 mile per gallon increase is not a phenomenal increase but it's an improvement just the same.

The next test will include fitting the car with a hydrogen generator. I'm thinking about using the orgone hookah as a vapor lock/flash suppressor/orgone inducer.

I'll keep ya posted.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Monday, September 01, 2008