Dear George,
We all loathe and despise you, even your own base. You've prostituted the White House. You've prostituted Congress. You've prostituted the Constitution. You prostituted the election, twice. And now you want to give what's left of our nation to those greedy bastard friends of yours on Wall St. You've sold us down the river and your legacy is crap.
Have a nice day.
Enclosed is a cyber quarter.
Go call all your friends.
Your worthless peasant slave,
Thomas Patrick
On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.
We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions.
Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House cannot respond to every message.
Thank you again for taking the time to write.
Monday, September 29, 2008
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2 comments:
"On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence."
(In which you basically trash us. But hey! We're answering your concerns!)
"We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions."
(You're calling us sons of whores, and you're right! So, thanks!)
"Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House cannot respond to every message."
(We've never even responded to ONE message, but, well, who's counting!)
"Thank you again for taking the time to write."
(Thank you for following the script that we set, whereby, you write, and we answer with the script. Way to make sure life is good!)
or, something like that ;)
T,
Why not say how you really feel!!!!!
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