It's the little things that make the difference between the two cultures.
In the United States, we have rum and Dominican cigars.
In Canada, they have Cuban rum and Cuban cigars.
This difference is as black and white as it comes.
The United States is 90 miles from Cuba and we don't have any dealings with them what so ever.
The rest of the world, therefore, has dealings with Cuba.
What pisses me off more than anything, is that I can go anywhere in the world and get something that I can't get 90 miles from my own border, because of some stupid horseshit that happened in the early sixties.
I've just had the opportunity to drink the finest rum in the world and smoke the finest cigar in the world with the finest babe in the world, and it pisses me off that nobody else can have such a luxury because they have to take their shoes off to prove that they're not Al Qaida ( I don't believe Al Qaida exists...don't care if I've spelled it right... it's just a madeup piece of bullshit by the powers that be to create the boogeyman that the homeland security uses to force everybody to tow the line for Big Brother )
All I can say is that Cuban rum is the "tits", baby... in fact it's somewhere around a 38D ... which just happens to be the hooter size of the babe that I just spent 5 days with ! Said babe feels it's her duty and honour to provide me with the finest Cuban rum and Cuban cigars that an Ami could possibly imagine !
One could also point out that Canadian beer is far superior than anything that Anhauser-Busch could ever conceive.
I plan on staying here for the rest of my life !
Close friends and relatives are welcome to visit...
Call first !
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
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YOU ARE NOT STAYING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE> I"LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU
"There is always one moment...
when the door opens and lets the future in."
- Graham Greene
Thank You...
The Canuck
Inverse proportions.
"Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex."
-- Daniel S. Greenberg
or ...
"We aren't just by accident a species gullible enough to believe what mass campaigns of organized deception feed us; we were truly born hungry for sweet illusions and delusions. And nowhere near enough humans succeed in emancipating themselves from the simian lust for narcosis, for soporific virtualities, to make civilization truly feasible."
-- Kenneth Smith
... and this, for you, who has always believed "God" is a myth, and who has belittled all who "pretend" otherwise:
“No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
[Shh. It's okay. Yer REAL view on deity, or spirituality, is (not) safe with me.]
[Frankly, I find reverse proportions a refreshing change, to say the least.]
good karma for you surfer, you chose the right babe and the right rum
"Whatever happens, has happened, or will happen,
I still believe in Love, whatever orthodox, unorthodox, ordinary, or extraordinary form it takes.
Never give up Hope."
- d.s.
I never will...
The Canuck
To each their own wishes, as long as you are happy...........
I agree whit what anoymous said. Just wish you could have brought back some rum & cigars. I already have the babe ;-}
Ralfie... Will you settle for Jameson and a fat Dominican? (cigar, that is)
Just a deitetic thought...
Love is the icing between the cake layers. Unseen, untouched, unappreciated until tasted and then, OH MY GOD!
"You are never given a wish...
without being given the power to make it come true."
P.S.> Luv your 'deitetic thought'!
The Canuck
Two things, and then all hitchhikers will be laid to rest:
1) Now that you are seeing that, in fact, Einstein was right ("Anyone who does not see a Master Hand at work in the Universe is worse than a fool") -- welcome to happiness ... :)
2) You don't have to apologize, though this is what, in a clumsy way, I tried for so long to transmit.
That all belongs in the "neither here nor there" department.
Praying, with all I've got, that, if you've not totally cracked the code, you've at least gotten a glimpse. Please ... step outside yourself at least once a day. Think, just once a day, what might make her happy -- a compliment? A gesture; such as you (only, alas) once gave me, a stroke of the hair? A homemade pizza? -- and then do it. THIS is the music of the spheres.
Can't tell you how happy, albeit backhandedly as I never would have thought, as I am now; and being happy, I want your happiness, having loved you so much.
Drink the hedonism. But know its source ... the divine. Said it more often than I can remember: Love is the ONLY energy.
Love her. And yourself.
"Love isn't something dreamers look for in reality...
It's something reality looks for in dreamers."
The Canuck
fascinating, the twisted ego strives to be always in the right, but is always in the wrong.
Anonymous... anyone who uses absolutes, such as always and never, with an unknown quantity, such as someone's ego, is the epitome of an egotistical moron.
The fact that you choose Anonymous rather than your real name suggests YOU may be the one with the twisted ego. Do everyone a favor and lose the crack pipe.
absolutes... such as 'anyone' and 'everyone'?
do yourself a favour and get back to canada for more r&r
You're dead wrong about most everything but absolutely right about the R&R. I think this time the Canadian R&R will come to me.
sounds like you've made big assumptions, although you don't know me. i am one anonymous among many.
Oh Yes !
The " R&R " is on her way !!
P.S.
Since you so enjoyed the Cuban cigar when you were in Canada,
she's packing multiple Cubans...
a different cigar for each day of the week !
The Canuck
Sounds very happy T. :) x x x
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