Monday, March 29, 2010

obama jokes

The liberals are asking us to give Obama more time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno 
America needs Obama-Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno      
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
 A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien
    
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?     
A: A fund raiser. Leno
     
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?     
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman
    
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?     
A:   America !  Fallon 
     
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?   
A: Bo has papers. Kimmel 
     
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?     
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman

1 comment:

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