I think I figured out what happened to the honey bees.
The Agricultural/Industrial/Revolution took a few hits from a noticeable absence of honey bees. As many of you know, agribusiness requires bees to pollinate many crops which helps to feed the planet and make tons of money for the guys at the top of the food chain. Without bees the horizon to horizon mega food farms will flounder worse than a beekeepers hive with colony collapse.
The bees aren't dead or dying. They're on strike. They just don't want to work for assholes anymore so they took a powder and set up shop somewhere else.
They pulled a John Galt and now they're working as independents away from greedy human bastards who just want to exploit them for their unique honey making skills.
Don't worry about the bees. They're doing fine.
Friday, April 25, 2008
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They relocated to my place!
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