Hey! Wake up!

Hey sheeple! Time to wake up. Yeah, I'm talking to YOU. All you sleep-walking 'tards who think the most important things in life revolve around your job, your cell phone, carbon emissions, and who will be the next loser president, may as well just cut your wrists and take a hot bath because no one... NO ONE gives a rat's ass about you, because you're all a bunch of slack-jawed, mentally impaired, TV-watching, sleep-walking crybabies, and the United Nations has got your number, and it don't look good. You're marked for extermination and, like cattle going to slaughter, you're too stupid to do anything about it.

I probably lost most of you by now. No bother. You'll be dead in a couple years. Best you live it up while you still can. Why don't you go shopping? That'll brighten things up. While you're out and about spending money you don't have on crap you don't need, 'cause you're in hock up to your ears, you might consider getting a couple cases of Vitamin C and some B complex, because in about 6 months the UN will make all that stuff illegal. It's bad enough you have to eat crap that isn't fit to eat, but without vitamins and minerals ........ Why should I even bother telling you half-wits anything? It's all pearls before swine.

But if you want to do anything to forestall your inevitable demise, I suggest you stop being so goddamned complacent and apathetic, and start getting angry about all this. I don't mean to get upset. That's for your grandmother, who will die soon. I mean get really fuckin' PISSED OFF and do something besides bitch about the price of gas.

Wanna know who I think is behind this? It's the Queen of the United Kingdom, ol' Liz herself. That festering fascist bitch! Yeah, Queen Liz(ard). What a reptile ... feasting on the undead corpses of her own unwashed countrymen. It's all her doing. She says "shit," and GW Bush says how high. She rules the U.N., because it's HER little project, but she keeps her robes clean because everyone thinks she's just an old-money monarch, rotting away in that crazy Buckingham Palace with a dozen Corgis crapping all over the place cause she has hundreds of Corgi crap collectors just waiting to catch the next turd before it hits the floor.

Don't be fooled by her pomp and circumstance and funny clothes. She will eliminate everyone outside her immediate inner circle, and YOU ain't one of em.

I propose we firebomb the United Nations' building in NYC, NOW!

Here's a thought ... Why did the "terrorists" drive planes into the Twin Towers when it was the U.N. that caused the Middle East so much crap?

Doesn't anyone have a spare Cessna full of C4 with a dedicated driver?

On second thought, just go back to sleep.