Rollback prices ... yeah, right

There's no secret here ... I totally loathe Walmart. Every town that is blessed with a Walmart Super Center soon finds its Main St. businesses out of business. Walmart is run by a bunch of greedy, soulless bastards hell-bent on enriching themselves further at all costs. They treat their employees like dirt, and love the employee revolving door because new employees will work cheaper than people who know what they're doing. Walmart food sucks, and the meat is pumped with carbon monoxide to give it that fresh-as-blood look. Virtually ALL the merchandise in Walmart comes from China ... that Most Favored Nation Trading Status dictatorship that treats its workers with almost as much respect as Walmart treats its slaves. Security consists of old people and gimp greeters because they work cheap, and the government gives them kick-backs for hiring the unhireable. In fact, cheap is what Walmart is all about, and they lead the industry in cheap personalities.

Never in the history of retail merchandising has a company deserved to go down as much as Walmart.

Here's a few tips you can try on your next trip to WallyWorld.

1. Fill a shopping cart with perishables and leave it set somewhere.

2. Palm a small but powerful magnet and handle the video tapes.

3. Pay attention to the code an employee uses to page on an intercom. It's usually # and 4 numbers. Page Sam Walton to the Chinese toys dept.

4. Switch a few tickets.

5. Move some stock around the store, like bananas in the underwear and meat in domestics.

6. Get a bunch of meat, cheese, and chicken from the deli department and leave it sit in the clothing department. They'll think you're trying on stretch pants and leave the cart there for a day before trashing it.

Ok, so how is all this retail terrorism going to do anything positive?

Simple ... Correcting these issues will cut into Walmart's already swollen bottom line. They'll have to raise prices to compensate.

Just remember ... being a terrorist depends on whose side you're on.