about that cranked up lapis...

For three nights the lapis HHG was under the bed. It won't be there for a fourth.

I slept the sleep of the comatose dead, and have had decreasing energy during the day. Although this HHG is perfect for a healthy night's sleep for someone going through a cold, flu, or occasional insomnia, for general use it's overkill. Try taking a handful of Sominex every night and expect to be productive the next day, and you can see what I mean.

Tonight I'll have no orgonite under the bed, and keep this lapis HHG 20 feet from the room to see what happens. Unless I'm mistaken, I should be a little more lively tomorrow morning.

On the bright side, I had dreams those three nights, which is an improvement from the other lapis experiments where I had no dreams whatsoever.

I think I stumbled onto something none of these other orgonite researchers have considered... symptom specific orgonite. I see now the importance of the cryptic dreams I had of the white rectangles that I put to use last march. http://karmasurfer.blogspot.com/2008_03_01_archive.html
It seems the crystals used in the resin matrix determine the "flavor" of the device. Lapis, according to crystal lore, has the ability to override insomnia, which I recently acquired and which was immediately neutralized with this lapis HHG.
If this bit of crystal lore about lapis is correct, what other stones can I use in orgonite to accomplish what ends? Heightened ESP? Spiritual fulfillment? Instantaneous thought manifestation? Riches beyond imagination?

Best I bone up on crystal research. Stay tuned.

bim bam boom

who's qualified to be the new prez?

The contenders for the presidency of the United States in 2008 are John McCain, Barrack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Ron Paul. Let's take a look at these three men and a baby to see if they measure up for the job.

Only one is qualified. Read on to find out who.

ARTICLE II, Section I. of the Constitution of the United States requires:
No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

John McCain was born August 29, 1936 in Panama. Was Panama a state in 1936? Panama isn't even a territory of the U.S. Guam outranks it, territory-wise, and no way can a citizen of Guam be president of the U.S.

Therefore, McCain is unqualified to be president under Article II, Section I of the Constitution of The United States.

Barrack Hussein Obama Jr.

This will take a little explaining but be patient and all will become clear.

On November 23, 1993, President Clinton signed United States Public Law 103-150, which not only acknowledged the illegal actions committed by the United States in the overthrow of the legitimate government of Hawaii, but also that the Hawaiian people never surrendered their sovereignty.

The latter is the most important part of United States Public Law 103-150 for it makes it quite clear that the Hawaiian people never legally ceased to be a sovereign separate independent nation. There is no argument that can change that fact.

United States Public Law 103-150, despite its polite language, is an official admission that the government of the United States illegally occupies the territory of the Hawaiian people.
In 1999, the United Nations confirmed that the plebiscite vote that led to Hawaii's statehood was in violation of article 73 of the United Nations' charter. The Hawaii statehood vote, under treaty then in effect, was illegal and non-binding.

In a world where nations are as governed by laws as are men, Hawaii is not and has never legally been a part of the United States. Hawaii was stolen from the Hawaiian people, and they want it back.

Barrack Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii and thus was not a “natural born Citizen” of the United States to satisfy the constitutional requirement for the U.S. Presidency. His mother was from Wichita, Kansas, but his father was born in Nyangoma-Ko-Kogelo, Siaya District, Kenya. Legally then, Barack Obama is a foreigner, per United States Public Law 103-150.

Therefore, Obama is unqualified to be president under Article II, Section I of the Constitution of The United States.

Hillary Clinton. Born October 26, 1947 in Illinois.

ARTICLE II, Section I. of the Constitution of the United States:
"The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice-President chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows"

Notice is says he. That is the only place in the constitution that makes gender specific for an elected office. I counted at least 16 references to "he" or "his" in Article II Section I. Nowhere in the constitution are there any references to gender except in describing the qualifications of the President.

Therefore, Clinton is unqualified to be president under Article II, Section I of the Constitution of The United States.

Ron Paul. Born August 20, 1935 in the Pittsburgh suburb of Green Tree, Pennsylvania, to Margaret "Peggy" Paul (née Dumont) and Howard Caspar Paul, the second son of a German immigrant.

It seems Ron Paul is the only presidential candidate who's qualified to be president and wins by default.

Can you say, Ron Paul wins by a landslide?

I should point out that the powers that be are so full of themselves that out of 200 million citizens they can't find 3 that aren't questionable. Either they're flawed in their thinking or they're so used to doing whatever they want that they can hand pick three losers for us to choose from and ignore the only candidate that believes in the constitution.

cranked up lapis

While driving around the countryside I couldn't help noticing what a beautiful, cloud dappled day it was. Off in the distance I noticed what looked like a grid of chemtrails against the blue sky. But looking closer I noticed these chemtrails were broken in places and there appeared to be sylphs breaking them up.
"Sylph" is the name given to air elementals by the ancient Greeks and recently they've been observed transmuting, neutralizing, and destroying the noxious substances being sprayed as chemtrails. People all over the world have noticed this phenomena and today I witnessed a sylph/chemtrail battle all across the southern sky and, as luck would have it, I didn't bring my camera, but I found a pic that closely resembles what I saw.

I noticed a clear cutoff of the battle zone to the west and wondered if there was anyone in the valley who was experimenting with orgone besides me. I haven't seen a single chemtrail over my house ever since I started building CBs and other orgonite devices, so this chemtrail/sylph action made me take notice.

Then it came to me... I must've experienced a mild depression for about 12 hrs. Hey, I'm human. Things can get me down for no reason, too. But if these sylphs can kick some chemtrail ass, so can I!
I decided to quit wasting time and build a different kind of HHG based on spiritual, emotional growth with an accent on boosting my immune system.

This latest project is much smaller than the howitzer fist, and I placed an ordinary pair of toenail clippers in the shot to show relative size. The construction is a 2" water clear quartz crystal in the tip followed by a pyramid shaped lapis, with four very clear crystals on the compass points. The resin matrix consists of aluminum, brass, titanium and gold leaf, all together in a wine glass mold.

The theory is the lapis should provide the "flavor" of this HHG and allow it to give anyone in proximity a wonderful, healthy nights sleep with the ability to remember the lapis induced dreams.

This sucker's goin under the bed tonight. I'll keep ya posted.

can you crank up a lapis?

I heard stories about lapis lazuli and how it reacts to some people when they sleep with it. They described it as a psychic amplifier. It tends to hold psychic imprints and allows the holder to experience these imprints. Well, this stone I gotta try, so we went to the Sorcerers Emporium in Allentown and I selected the one that stuck to my fingers.

Long story short, I was convinced through a series of syncronisities, way beyond anything that could remotely be considered coincidences, that this particular stone had attributes I never realized was possible. Whenever I carried this lapis, syncronisities happened and when I left it home they didn't. I experimented with this stone for a few years and it never changed characteristics. The only problem I had was if it was too close to me while I slept I couldn't remember any dreams. I'd wake up with my legs hurting like I was running all night but I couldn't remember a thing. If I move the stone away, the dreams came back. Put it in close proximity and my dreams are neutralized, but I would wake up physically sore. God only knows what I was doing in those dreams... That was about 15 years ago.

I figured if I put a lapis in the last howitzer I built, perhaps the orgone would amplify it and I might be able to remember some lapis dreams. No such luck. For 3 nights I had that howitzer on the kitchen island, directly under the bed. I slept like a baby and woke up in the same position I fell asleep in. No dreams but I had the most restful, healthy sleep I've had in a very long time.

One other interesting side effect... I've had extremely great days as long as the howitzer was running. I mean calm, serene, pleasant, fortuitous, healthy days. Work was a breeze and everywhere I drove there was green lights and no waiting for road construction. I seem to be in the right place, at the right time and I'm never late no matter how slow I drive. It's a shame I can't remember my dreams, which is the reason I'm so intrigued with this stone.

I wonder if I can tweak lapis to get the proper effect...

I think I'll lay off the monster projects and stick to something a little smaller like lapis HHGs. At least, for now.

girlfriend is better

just build the damn thing!

The night before last I had a dream about building a howitzer with a base the size of a fishbowl, a coiled copper tube filled with water, a bunch of crystals, a mobius coil, and seven pipes where the center pipe holds a 7.5" crystal.
Last night I had the same dream, only this time, a voice kept telling me to stop thinking about it and build it. I'd see the fishbowl with the coils and crystals, and ask about this or that, and the voice would say, "You have the plan. Stop hesitating and build the damn thing!"

So I built the damn thing...
(sometimes these higher selves can be a real pain in the ass)

This was a three-stage pour, and the biggest problem I had was getting all that resin and metal in the fishbowl with all those pipes in the way.

After it cured and all the crystals were installed, I finished up the CB with longer pipes, and noticed it has a distinctive twist. Knowing orgone loves gentle bends just adds icing to the cake. So cool!

The weatherman says we'll have high heat and humidity for the next few days, so I set it up with 15Hz pumping through the mobius coil surrounding the internal crystal.

One of the crystals in the matrix is a lapis lazuli. I figured the lapis is a natural accompaniment to the kyanite, since both are associated with sleep, but I can't imagine what will happen if I fire this thing up under my bed. Maybe I'll try it out when I don't have to get up in the morning.

And, yeah... it's designed for sleeping. It can also bust up clouds, lay a hurtin' on reptoids and keep away the mosquitoes. Too bad it's not pocket-size.

I gotta tell ya, this thing looks much more imposing without the pipes. As a CB it looks like a common, everyday cb but sans pipes it's like a fist.

Let's see what it does to my neural pathways tonight.

I wonder if I can draw in some helicopters?











UPDATE:

Pink Flamingos

at the end of the day

The first time I was conscientiously aware of the cliche "at the end of the day" was in August 1999, while talking to a friend in Germany. The reason I remember this useless bit of detail is because I've always known the phrase to be "by the end of the day," which takes on a somewhat different meaning. From that point on, I can't recall one instance where someone said "by the end of the day." It's as if "by" was instantly and forever replaced by "at."

It seems to me "by" represents a literal time in a 24-hour day, and "at" is something that you say before you say what you believe to be the most important fact of a situation.

How do I feel by the end of the day, Are you sad because you're on your own?--- Ringo Starr

I hear what you're saying, but, with all due respect, it's not exactly rocket science. Basically, at the end of the day, the fact of the matter is you have got to be able to tick all the boxes. It's not the end of the world, but, to be perfectly honest with you, when push comes to shove, you don't want to be literally stuck between a rock and a hard place. Going forward we need to be singing from the same songsheet but you can't see the wood from the trees. Naturally hindsight is 20/20 vision and you have to take the rough with the smooth before proceeding onwards and upwards. The bottom line is you wear your heart on your sleeve and, when all is said and done, this is all part and parcel of the ongoing bigger picture. C'est la vie (if you know what I mean).---Nick Godfrey

I shudder to think I had this phrase wrong my whole life. But maybe "at the end of the day" overtook "by the end of the day" as the phrase du jour as a symptom of the new world-wide corporate environment we all seem to be shackled with.

By the end of the day, December 21, 2012, we'll all be at the end of the day.--- Lofas F. Pigman
(I think I just found the exception to this rule)

neocons gone wild!

just meat

While shopping for orbed shaped glass for orgonite, we ran into the guy who delivers helium to the dollar store. He was a pretty lively guy who liked to talk and told us of some of the gases on his truck, some of which are going to the meat processing plant in Humbolt. He said he had some pretty dangerous gases, one of which is carbon monoxide. Realizing carbon monoxide is that nasty gas that kills you if you run your car in a closed garage, I asked what in the world anyone would use it for. He said it's used to inject meat to keep it looking red and fresh. All the meat you see in Wal-Mart is injected with carbon monoxide to keep it looking fresh and alive.
I suppose you can paint a corpse with flesh colored paint but it won't make it any healthier.

I made up my mind right then and there to never buy meat at Wal-Mart. There are better places to go besides the big box meat markets that don't poison their food... for now.

anti-scientology stuff

I don't know about you but these scientologists just give me the creeps.

HAIL XENU!

Rev. T's Church of Global Warming/Climate Change

I was talking to God the other day, and he told me what this planet needs is a new religion ... a religion based on zero carbon.
I said, "But God, we need carbon."

"No my son, carbon is the enemy, as everyone knows.'

"You're right, God. I forgot. What should I do?"

"Well, I got Al Gore busy with all the scientists around the globe, already. What I need is a spiritual man ... someone who would go out there and help humanity offset their carbon footprints."

"And how am I going to do that, God?"

"My son, you thought Moses had it bad, walking around the wilderness with all those Jews for 40 years. I'm afraid your task will be many times harder."

"Really?"

"Yes, really. I want you to stop using water, electricity, fuel of any kind, and consumption of animal products."

"You're joking, right?"

"I never joke. Just stop bathing, wear sackcloth and ashes, and travel the land preaching the message of a carbon-free world. Talk to people. Show them the errors of their ways. Show them how the illusionary human invention of currency can work to their advantage through you.

"Work out a plan, and I will help you succeed."

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So ended my conversation with The Great Almighty. For 6 days and 6 nights, I pondered the significance of this dialogue and came up with a plan.

What's the plan, you might ask?

Simply this ... My lifestyle can be traded by you for carbon neutrality.

How does this work? I shall suffer for you. Every aspect of my life will be in carbon deficit so that you can achieve the transition into carbon neutrality painlessly. Here is how my lifestyle will proceed from now on:

* Water -- None. I will keep water use to an absolute minimum. I will only drink enough to keep myself hydrated, and that is only if it rains, and bathing will be avoided at all costs. This means I will completely cut off the water supply to my residence.

* Electricity -- None. Regarding my small electrical needs, I have agreed to give sanctuary to one of our Mexican novice friars in exchange for cheerfully pedaling our bicycle generator which we have rescued from the nearby river, thus bringing full circle the holy vision of non-invasion of our environment.

* Food -- None. I shall eat only dirt, because that's the only substance that can be consumed that will have no impact on the Earth.

* Sanitation -- None. (I don't eat or drink, remember?)

* Transportation -- I shall walk, wearing my hand-made grass sandals, everywhere I need to go, however far that may be.

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As you can see, I live so carbon-free that I'm in negative numbers.

So what does that mean for YOU? I'll tell you what it means! You, too, can live carbon free without suffering... because I shall do the suffering for you.

How will this work? For a paltry sum, I will earn you carbon credits. You can continue your lifestyle without guilt, knowing you have helped the mission of carbon neutrality through me. Each dollar insures you have earned your place as an environmental warrior. By joining the church of the GW/CC you will help make a better world for all of our children. Isn't that worth a few dollars?

Join us now, and be a pioneer in saving the planet!

One carbon credit is worth $10, based on actual human consumption. This can be applied to the range of services humans require, i.e. sanitation, transportation, etc. For example, 5 carbon credits in donation to the mission equates to the average monthly water and sewage bill. Therefore, you are achieving carbon neutrality in sanitation, significantly reducing your carbon footprint for a month.
In short, MY pain is YOUR gain.

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Friends, this is a holy mission. Please join me in this great cause.


Write for more details. lofas@karmasurfer.com

Donations of a sexual nature earn additional carbon credits. Direct all correspondence to the attention of Sister Carbonelle.

God will like you for it.

my new toy

I just got my new Eee pc and thought it fitting I post a blog on it as its first function.
Here's a picture of it sitting next to a whiskey glass and a tiny bottle of Jameson to show its relative size. Don't let its size fool you. It's a real powerhouse of a comp. 4 gig HD, 512 meg RAM, and on a Linux system I don't have to jump through hoops getting the cam to operate. So far it works just as well as my desktop with almost 2 gigs RAM and it pulls a signal from almost anywhere. So far, the only problem I have with it is my fat human fingers can't always cleanly hit the keys, and I tend to hit enter whenever I hit the apostrophe... But I can get over that. Besides, it looks like it has a voice recognition program installed.

Hell, I'll be blogging on my way to work in no time, if that's indeed what it is.

all I can say is bring it on, baby!

What kind of gutless parasites did we elect for Congress? It's as if the Bush administration is so impeachable they're unimpeachable, and the only reason Congress won't start impeachment proceedings is because they're afraid Bush will bomb Iran, institute martial law, stop the elections, and round up all the dissidents (you and me and two thirds of the country) to FEMA concentration camps. I suppose this bunch could do it, but we can only blame Congress for allowing the executive branch, specifically the president, to have so much power that he can actually declare himself dictator of North Amerika.

Apparently, Congress is either stupid or in with these fascists, because there are some serious holes in this scenario.
For starters, no one has ever won a war by simply bombing the enemy. It takes boots on the ground, and Amerika doesn't have any more troops to send to another endless war. Bush will make a giant fool of himself if he gives the order to bomb Iran and no one is willing to go there to fight. Soldiers are thinking human beings, and many of them believe their commander in chief is a total, freakin', fascist retard. Iraq not only has the bulk of our fighting forces, but our reserves AND National Guard. Who will the White House send to gather up the 200 million dissidents -- out of a population of nearly 300 million, of which 66 percent think he's an asshole -- who will be screaming bloody murder for GW's head on a pike?

It's gotten to the point where all it'll take is a match to the very dry tinder. They can't pull off another 9/11 again. How stupid do you have to be not to see that you're teetering on the brink? They try to keep us off balance by insinuating that all it'll take is one "terrorist" attack to justify instituting martial law. We're too awake for that.

Here's the breakdown. We have about 2 to 3 thousand troops per state who aren't overseas. Multiply that by 50, and you have about 125,000 fighting troops in this country trying to maintain order, if martial law is enacted, for at least 200 million people (and that's a very conservative estimate) who will refuse to kowtow to any martial law bullshit. That means you can count on 1 soldier to manage 1600 people, who by this time are pretty pissed off at the powers that be for being such fuckups. It'll be like herding cats. Better yet, the majority of those soldiers will honor the oath they took to uphold the Constitution and join the masses they were ordered to suppress.

The end result will be George Bush, Dick Cheney, and the rest of their festering ilk being dragged out of their bomb shelters by the people they tried to fuck over for the last time and tossed to the mob.
Now, is THIS a better scenario than impeachment?

Doesn't anyone see the parallels between Louis XVI and George W. Bush? Doesn't anyone read anymore? Whatever happened to the classical education and why? The bottom line is, they don't WANT you to know that you could --- and should --- slaughter your asshole despot for ruining people's lives for no other reason than to enrich themselves.

But surely, Congress must know this -- or are they just plain stupid?

Is cinema the new metaphor?

American Heritage Dictionary sites metaphor as:

1. A figure of speech in which a word or phrase that ordinarily designates one thing is used to designate another, thus making an implicit comparison, as in "a sea of troubles" or "All the world's a stage" (Shakespeare).
2. One thing conceived as representing another; a symbol: "Hollywood has always been an irresistible, prefabricated metaphor for the crass, the materialistic, the shallow, and the craven" (Neal Gabler).

If Hollywood has been chosen as a prefabricated metaphor for the crass, the materialistic, the shallow, and the craven, why can't it be chosen as a metaphor of life, since life is crass, materialistic, shallow, and craven?
In Hollywood we have an onslaught of ideas and integrities woven into a tapestry of life thinking in the now. Creations like Vincent Gallo's "Buffalo 66", Mike Hodges "Croupier" or the Bible are nothing short of the classic struggle of mans eternal quest for understanding in an ignorant universe.

Since the U.S. government, in their infinite wisdom, decided to eliminate the classics in our educational system, all we have to teach us the art of critical thinking is cinema and books. Since no one reads books anymore and TV has been taken over as the new brainwashing medium, we're left with movies as our social educators, which means we are being trained in critical thinking by crass, materialistic, shallow and craven assholes from the land of fruits and nuts... California.
Yes, that spiritual place where a lemon slice is in every glass of water to hide the particles in suspension, where no one smokes and people order yolk-free omelets in upscale restaurants. A place where city crime and pollution outrank reason.

And Hollywood sets the tone for humanity with their metaphor of cinema.

Crazy world, aint it?

I am a Scientologist

Opal, you hot little bitch

gas for a buck and a half

It seems we have enough oil in Alaska to supply the U.S. with all it's petroleum needs for about $1.50 a gallon for at least 200 years. The largest mother lode of crude on the planet... and we'll never tap into it. The reasoning is if we dump cheap oil on the market the whole U.S. economy will die from 75 years of unbridled debt that the Saudis have agreed to burden so long as we buy all our oil from them.

So, where does all this debt come from? How about borrowing all our currency from The Federal Reserve, which we have to pay back plus interest, that the fed prints out of thin air knowing from the start that paying off this debt is mathematically impossible, among other stupid ideas that are just now coming to a head like a festering boil on the face of a much loved friend? Oil has been the world currency since the early 60's and its artificial balance of supply and demand keeps the wheels of commerce greased just enough to make us all paycheck slaves forever.

Some facts:
Washington bureaucrats won't give up the Fed. Gas prices will keep going up. Food prices will keep going up. Wages will remain stagnant. Unemployment will rise. Stocks will go down. Consumer spending will drop. More foreclosures next year than last. Iran promises to dump cheap oil on the market backed by the euro and there aint enough American soldiers willing to invade Iran to stop them.

I wonder what would happen if the economy collapsed because enough cheap oil was injected on the market to bring the gas price to around $1.50 a gallon? Whatever scenario you can imagine, it would be far worse for the power brokers and money changers than for the bottom feeders in our great society. The guys at the top of the food chain would eventually fall back to isolated estates protected by private armies while the unwashed masses revert to either serfs at the feet of their lords and masters or wake up from their collective comas and exact some payback on these bastards that fucked everything up so bad with a little proletariat justice with some guts behind it.

We're teetering on the brink of economic disaster and all I can think is BRING IT ON BABY!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3340274697167011147

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