turn on, tune in, drop dead

Day to Day, April 30, 2008 · Swiss chemist Albert Hoffman died Tuesday at the age of 102. He discovered the psychedelic drug LSD in 1938 while seeking medicinal uses for a fungus found on grains. He was the first human to try the drug — by accident — when a small amount of the chemical was absorbed through his fingertips. He had to take the rest of the day off to recover.

buzzin off

I think I figured out what happened to the honey bees.

The Agricultural/Industrial/Revolution took a few hits from a noticeable absence of honey bees. As many of you know, agribusiness requires bees to pollinate many crops which helps to feed the planet and make tons of money for the guys at the top of the food chain. Without bees the horizon to horizon mega food farms will flounder worse than a beekeepers hive with colony collapse.

The bees aren't dead or dying. They're on strike. They just don't want to work for assholes anymore so they took a powder and set up shop somewhere else.

They pulled a John Galt and now they're working as independents away from greedy human bastards who just want to exploit them for their unique honey making skills.

Don't worry about the bees. They're doing fine.

a nice pair

I'm not sure why I made two of these HHGs. I guess it just seemed natural at the time. They travel in pairs, don't they?
The shape was necessary in order to contain the three rather large crystals without going overboard on orgonite. I chose a cone over a pyramid shape because I wanted an even, healthy energy as opposed to the nuclear feel from a pyramid. I didn't want my energy levels keeping me up all night so I used a large selenite, kyanite and an equally large quartz crystal as the engines and wound counter-clockwise coils around the lot followed by 4 smaller crystals near the base on each one. As I customarily do, I placed this device under the bed to see what would happen. The result was most impressive. I slept like a log and woke up the next morning hitting the ground running with more energy than I've had in a month. Just as interesting was the complete absence of back pain, even though I haven't seen my chiropractor in a month.

One side note...
It's believed that the crystals ramp up the orgonite to better transmute dangerous orgone into positive orgone. I think it may be the other way around. I believe the orgonite ramps up the effects of the crystals allowing the crystals to deliver a faster, stronger punch. More testing is definitely needed and I think I know where I can get an unsuspecting subject.

wonderful times, bud

Yeah, there's lots of people out there selling anything and everything they can. We're still a money-driven society... for the most part. I'm thinking about reversing that trend.
Sure, Amerikan currency is almost useless, and I can't help thinking that's a good thing. I mean, most of the world's currency is useless. We just happen to be ahead of the curve and likewise, we have to be the first to come up with a better idea than useless paper as a bargaining medium.
I can see it almost everywhere I look. The end of the Agricultural/Industrial Revolution is right around the corner, and a lot of these guys see it. They look like deer in the headlights, unable to do anything about it as they realize the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.

Just a few examples...
Starbucks just posted its lowest profits in history. WalMart is cutting back by "allowing" its cashiers to no longer wear the walMart smocks but their own blue shirts, saving a bundle on uniforms. Bear and Stearns got bought out by JP Morgan with the help of low-cost loans from the Federal Reserve. The housing boom bubble burst from sub-prime loans wasn't just in this country but all over the world, and as a result, economies are crashing all over the globe. For the first time in history, the Olympic torch was purposely extinguished, twice. The Catholic church is losing revenue as a result of bankrupt dioceses from lawsuits. The pope used to be a Nazi, Obama used to be Islamic, and Hillary is still a socialist... and everyone knows this. Food. clothing, and shelter are all under attack because Monsanto is poisoning our food, the Federal Reserve is devaluing our currency and Mobil/Exxon can't afford to rebuild their own infrastructure because their corporate executives are taking the lion's share of the profits with out of control paychecks and bonuses, as are the rest of the major corporations. The pope's visit was a dismal failure because religious control doesn't work anymore, and people are openly wondering why God can't handle money and always needs more while the world starves. The whole system is being crushed under its own top-heavy weight and we all get a front-row seat to witness the fireworks at the end of the carnival.
And the biggest evidence is this massive human convergence at a sub-atomic level. Like it or not, understand it or not, we're all morphing into a resistance block firmly entrenched in the now and, it scares the hell out of the people who rule the world.

It's truly wonderful times we live in, bud.

highway robbery

I live outside the twin cities of Pixley and Hooterville, more commonly known as Conyngham and Sybertsville. There's one main state artery going through the area that connects the 2 major highways and a number of towns. This road is a 2-lane blacktop with one traffic light before you get to one of the major highways. The main shopping area is on one side of the road, which contains almost every convenience modern life requires. The other side of the road has gas stations, restaurants, medical offices, and other tertiary businesses. Access to these businesses is easy. To make a left, you simply hug the yellow line and wait for an opening. The impatient drivers behind can always pass on the right, and with few exceptions, there has never been a long wait. It's been this way for many years without incident. Until now...

PennDOT, in its infinite wisdom, decided it was time to fix this problem by enacting a 3-year program of installing a drainage system on both sides of the road, followed by expanding the two lanes to three, installing 2 traffic lights, and forcing everyone to take up to half an hour to go 2 miles. And this construction phase will take up to 3 years to complete. I asked why we need 2 traffic lights, and the only reason I got was for the sole purpose of slowing down traffic. Slow down traffic? For what??? After 9pm you can count about 20 cars an hour using this road. You can also count on sitting at red lights with no traffic in sight until your light turns green, in which case, the opposing traffic can sit through a few lights 'cause sure as shit they won't be flashing yellow. And THIS is progress?

This is an agricultural community, with workers ranging from construction to top-level executives. Most farmers in this area refuse to sell their land to developers, so house construction is at a statewide low and the population has remained fairly constant. Highway accidents are far below the state average, and the old highway drainage system worked perfectly, even during the worst floods.
Aside from that, there are at least 2 dead ends in the area as a result of closed bridges, which makes getting around the construction area all but impossible.

So, why the fuck is this bullshit going on?!?

I'll tell ya why. Because our esteemed Gov. Rendell is a jerk. First, he cuts PennDOT's budget and sends the snow plows to take care of Philly first, resulting in highways across the state coming to a complete standstill. Then he wants to make I-80 a toll road, further screwing the people who voted this asshole in. If he can't afford to plow the highways how can he afford to spend millions on stupid projects that only result in businesses losing revenue, and every driver entering this valley waiting for a half hour to go 2 miles? PennDOT doesn't even use its own guys to wave the flag. They got a subcontractor at a higher cost to do that job. Anything to get less bang for the buck, right?

I have a solution to this madness.

I propose we all get together and buy the section of road right in front of the governor's mansion and set up a road crew to make potholes with jackhammers running day and night. We can all take part by working a few hours a year standing in the guv's driveway holding a flag and making him sit for a few hours as we go on extended coffee break.

orb howitzer

I built this howitzer and shelved it some time ago because it just didn't impress me. Although it has a coiled 3" insulated crystal in the pipe and is extremely dense with metal particulates, it just didn't seem to do much. At the time, I thought a 2" steel exhaust pipe would be a good substitute for copper, which is getting pretty expensive these days, and finding a 2" diameter copper pipe around here is next to impossible, since all the hardware stores stock PVC in favor of copper. I mean, who would use copper these days when PVC will do the job for pennies on the dollar? Besides being cheap, straight steel exhaust pipe can be manipulated into any shape and length. Perfect for long distance cloud busting. Or so I thought at the time.

It wasn't until I dropped a cellophane-wrapped 4" DT crystal down the pipe and fired it up with a 15Hz square wave that it came to life. Unlike the previous 3 pipe orb, this one has a distinct tingling over the pipes and increases with distance. It seems there are two lessons to be learned here. 1) A steel pipe is an acceptable substitute for copper. 2) Pipe crystals perform a completely different function from orgonite crystals, even though the orgonite crystals are embedded in the pipe.

I wonder what would happen if I retro-fit this howitzer to the orgone amp?

the device with no name

I figured if a parabolic dish under a ring generator could concentrate a signal, why can't I use a satellite TV dish with a cloudbuster? So I gathered the parts I needed from my scrap pile, added some glue, bungee cords, and some spit, and voila! I managed to build something I can't think of a name for.

It seems everything in the universe is dependent on, and independent of, everything else. Nothing happens without interaction. Maybe just interacting with something from a distance in a positive way is all that's needed to effect a positive change... whatever that change could be.
What it does is takes a 15-Hz positive offset square wave signal from the SP Pulser into the mobius coil in the smaller base and sets up a chaos field, which interacts with the crystal to create scalar waves, which amps up the power in the larger orb, which contains a coil based on the Golden Ratio, wrapped around a large crystal, which then affects the DT crystals in the pipes. The idea is to use the dish to concentrate this energy into a beam that can be aimed at something like a cloud, your neighbors, Federal Reserve banks, your local cop shop, etc.

I fired it up for about 10 minutes today and took notice of what was going on, weather-wise. In five minutes. the sky to the west got dark and wind began blowing. About a half hour after taking it down it began to rain.

So much for my first bullshit experiment. I'll try something more solid later.

Stump. Charlton Heston put his vest on

Lights, camel, action!
The omega man died yesterday and this tune ran through my head all day. Thanks Chuck. We'll miss ya.

I wonder if 2 is enough?

I installed a Lakhovsky coil in the orgone amp and set them up using brass rod for stability. As mentioned earlier, the large orb with the pipes is strictly passive but coupled with the orgone amp makes it totally kick ass. Piggy-backed in this way dramatically increases the energy output. You can feel it surrounding the larger orb and intensify over the pipes. The air coming from the pipes has a minty feel and smell to it and the smaller orb actually hums a soothing vibration. Very odd, considering there's nothing that would cause such an action.




I got the kerlian photography equipment yesterday. All I need is the chemicals and we can see what this bad boy looks like when it's fired up.

the tax man cometh

Are you suffering because of the stupidity of others?
We are moving into a dark age...
Feel the same way? Tired of feeling alone? Tired of wondering what the hell is the matter with your fellow "monkeys"?
Sorry... We're not here to save you, offer a solution or, lie to you and tell you that everything's going to be OK. We're here to rattle our chains and we invite you to join in and let's rattle something loose... In a matter of speaking.

Face it... Due to the devolution of humankind and mass stupidity, the best those "In the Know" can do is rattle our chains!!!

Well, maybe there IS something you can do. Get this little vid out to as many people as you can. I, for one, intend to do something positive on April 15th. So should YOU.

Even King Kong needs two balls

It seems to me an orgone device shouldn't be so self contained and complete like one of those units that play VHS tapes, DVDs, AM and FM, and has a built in TV with a turntable on top, just in case you need to play some vinyl. I figured components might be a good idea so I built an orgone amplifier.

I started out with quartz and citrine crystals wrapped with a toroidal mobius coil with 2' of copper wire coiling around it like an umbrella, all fixed to a TB I made earlier, and set in an orb mold. The resin mixture was the consistency of over cooked oatmeal with a lot of micron sized aluminum particles.
I cured it with a mixed frequency of 417Hz and 528Hz. These original sound frequencies were apparently used in Ancient Gregorian Chants. The chants and their special tones were believed to impart tremendous spiritual blessings when sung in harmony during religious masses. 417 Hz was to facilitate change and 528Hz just so happens to be the frequency used by genetic biochemists to repair damaged DNA. Besides, the combination makes a perfect third.

The end result was an orb, when fired up with the proper frequency, could super-charge another orgone device to multiply it's effect, just like plugging something through your amp. It also pulsates as you hold it. Something my other devices were unable to do, until now.

Hmmmmmmmm.... I see a business opportunity here. Get the girl next door, an orgone ben wa dancing vibrating egg, some orgone nipple clamps and WOO HOO! Thanks for Saturday night!

King Kong Fibonacci

Considering that the large rectangle of my previous dream represented the coil and was closely associated with the Golden Ratio, I decided to incorporate this method in my next project. It appears the Golden Ratio and Fibonacci were pretty much the same thing, as you can see from the coil which powers this unit. The same sequence inherent in nature from a seashell to formation of galaxies. Of course, I added a large quartz with a blue kyanite crystal piggy-backing it for a little extra kick.

The result was this King Kong of a cloudbuster. After I inserted the three DT (double-terminated) Herkimer crystals, you could feel a distinct rush of cool coming from the pipes, even though the piece was still warm from the fresh casting. As soon as I felt this cool breeze coming from the pipes I remembered the time we unblocked the chi from the living room using feng shui. As soon as the stuffed bird and bear left the room and the pothos plant went to the corner you could feel a distinct mint-like feeling throughout the room like a gentle, spring breeze. I felt that same mintiness coming from the pipes and I knew I hit on something I've been working on for quite some time... a passive chi machine on steroids.

Now, I think I can honestly say that orgone and chi are truly one in the same.

a secret revealed part 2

Ever since last July I've been dreaming of white rectangles. The first was a rectangle the size of a window screen accompanied by the Golden Ratio. The second was in a picture frame about 8"x11" with an amazon female with a platinum-blond beehive 'do, instructing me over and over as to how important it is to know this step. The third rectangle showed up, along with many others, in what seemed like a contact print sheet where I was doing some kind of adjustment to these things, apparently improving them in increments.

As I was driving home last night, it suddenly came to me what the three sets of white rectangles meant and how it relates to the "mix or match" dream of the night before.

The window screen accompanied by the Golden Ratio could only mean coils. The contact print sheet full of rectangles seems to be the resin mix and how improvement could be accomplished by a little of this and a little of that in order to increase its efficiency. But the 8"x11" frame held by the warrior woman in an effort to train me as to how vitally important this step was had me baffled... until I realized that the third basic component in an orgonite device is the crystals that supercharge it.

There are many different recipes for making orgonite resin. A little aluminum, a little copper, a little titanium. You can use chunks of metal, metal chips, powdered metal or superfine metal which has a particular niche in radionics. Clear acrylic resin, fiberglass resin, bondo... the formulas are virtually endless, and each has its purpose. The coils could be a toroidal mobius, a single-knot mobius, copper coils in the base or around the crystals... clockwise, counter-clockwise, surrounding the lot like an umbrella, curled metal shavings from a lathe, a geometric pattern at the base... again, the combination is endless. The crystals could be double-terminated, single terminated, chips, quartz, citrine, tourmaline, hematite, kyanite... far too many crystals to name here, making an endless combination, depending on the application. But it's the crystals that put the octane in these devices, and THAT'S the most important lesson to be learned.

It seems you can choose from any of the three columns. as long as you use all three.

I'd like to point out that I'm not obsessed with this stuff. I just happen to be graced with recurring dreams that have been featuring this stuff for quite a while now, and I'm eager to resolve this issue.

Don't you wonder what your dreams mean, or is it just me?

a secret revealed

I came home last night dead tired. I was so beat, so wiped out, that staying conscious was more of a struggle than I was willing to put up with, so I went to bed. But before I turned off the last light I fired up the mini howitzer and pointed it directly under my bed. The dream that resulted was enlightening, to say the least.

I've been having dreams of rectangular puzzle pieces, rectangular picture frames, various people trying to instruct me as to what these white rectangles mean, ad infinitum. Last night I saw a series of 3 different groups of various sizes of white rectangles with a repeating theme of "mix or match". What it told me is there are 3 different components in a properly arranged orgonite device, and you need all three to make it work. Unlike a Chinese restaurant, you need one from each column.

The following is last night's notes from that dream.

mini howitzer

I wasn't sure where I was going with this one, but the finished product is pretty intense. I wanted to use an orb, but there wasn't enough room for everything, so I added a second story. It looks odd, but it sure packs a punch.
The orb consists of a 3" DT crystal with a blue kyanite piggy-backing it, held together with a toroidal mobius coil. There's also some amethyst, garnet, and 4 smaller crystals in the resin, along with powdered aluminum, copper and gold flake. The upper part is a rather dense aluminum/copper/resin mixture with additional crystals and a 3" DT Herkimer for the bottom of the copper tube. When I fired it up with a 15Hz square wave, I could feel the tingling energy blasting out the top of the tube.
Without power, it seems to have the ability to be a mini cloudbuster, but powering it up makes it a serious kick-ass power wand.

This is probably the strongest device I've made to date, but the size is shockingly small compared to the power this thing produces.

I recently ran into someone who was once into Kirlian photography and still has his equipment. I think it's time to see what this stuff looks like.

about this 2012 thing...

Anyone who's heard anything about 2012 has more than one idea about what might happen. Some feel it'll be the end of the world. Others see it as a spiritual awakening. Still more see it as the completion of the global police state, New World Order, 1984 revisited, etc. The Christian community see it as biblical prophecy come true with Armageddon, the rapture, the second coming and the emergence of the anti-Christ... the final battle of good and evil... you know, all that biblical stuff we've been waiting for. A great many people think nothing at all will happen, and life will go on as usual, i.e. paying taxes, balancing our checkbooks, planning vacations, and spending our free time going to the shops buying shit we don't need.

In our narrow-minded view of how the universe works, we tend to believe in scenarios which we've either experienced or heard about but can't seem to wrap our minds around stuff outside our individual reality tunnels.

Well, here's a reality tunnel you might be able to comprehend.

If you look around, you can see the breakdown of nearly every social construct we, as humans, have levied upon ourselves. The agricultural revolution has come full circle in developing food that not only is far less nutritious but, thanks to Monsanto, is genetically modified to the point where only Monsanto can produce the seeds needed to plant next years crops. We're in the throes of a recession because big business/government has fed off their own fat to the point where they're cannibalizing their own. The cost of transportation and keeping warm has eclipsed the cost of housing and nearly everyone is on some kind of prescription maintenance drug, which opens up a whole new set of problems. The mainstream religions are losing ground and people are searching elsewhere for their god of choice. The Mayan calendar predicts December 21, 2012 as the last day. NASA claims, at that time, our solar system will align with the Milky Way, solar flares might knock out the power grid on a world-wide basis, lobotomizing computers and destroying communication along with the world monetary system. Earth will reverse its spin so we will be able to see the sun rise in the west. Norway is nearly complete with their underground seed bunker. The U. S. government has a massive network of city-like bunkers miles underground. We seem to have entered an age of ethics where all this information is penetrating our lives, as if through osmosis, with an obvious end result of no more secrets.
And do you feel a little off balance, like a jigsaw puzzle with some of the pieces missing?

So, what does it all mean?

How the hell should I know?
I have just as much gray matter as you do. Don't you have any out-in-left-field solutions you've been pondering?
Ok, I do have an idea what it all means.

Have you noticed any syncronicities lately? You know, those little flashes of deja vu that you don't think much of. If you're experiencing increased syncronicities it's a good sign you're upgrading for what's to come. Enhanced ESP, telepathy, telekinesis, clairvoyance, automatic writing, levitation, and channeling are just a few of the higher powers we'll be developing within the next four years as part of this upgrade.

With these new tools, do you think we might be more equipped to get a handle on what's to come? Despite all the stuff we consume, like insipid TV, prescription drugs, fluoride, non-nutritious food, banal advertising, a constant bombardment of various frequencies, stress from day to day living, and a plethora of devices designed to keep us dumb and happy, it's amazing we're evolving at such a rapid rate.

In any experiment the observer is always a participant and we, as individuals, are an essential and integral part of this equation. Many believe there will be a fundamental shift in consciousness that will allow most of us to step into a reality of our own choice and design based on WHAT WE EXPECT TO HAPPEN.
A fundamental Christian might experience Armageddon, complete with the rapture, the second coming, and everlasting life. Politicians might experience the New World Order with them as leaders of the world. An investor might acquire a seat on the stock exchange and their investments never go down. The common man might win the lottery every Tuesday. The possibilities are endless, and all on a personal scale.

So, what does it all mean for me? I suppose, whatever I expect, and I expect to have every fantasy and indulgence satisfied, unshackled by the bounds of time-space reality and become part of the universal continuum, hob-nobbing with personalities long dead and never born.

But the question should be... What does it mean for you?

kickin' that orgone up a notch

I ran a signal from the computer to a sound system, tapped into one of the speaker wires and ran a lead to the mobius coil on the ring generator. I then placed some orgone devices on the ring generator and fired it up with 741Hz. The effects were nothing short of amazing. At first, I couldn't feel anything but after awhile I was able to discern warmth emanating over the top of the rack, like an energy dome. We tried HHGs, TBs, and succor punches, all with varying results. The most interesting effect came from the pyramid HHG. THIS one I could definitely feel. It had a very even, smooth energy emanating from it. As I tested each device I could see Mary was becoming more animated as I was becoming just the opposite. Ten minutes after I turned off the tone generator she's just now starting to tone down.

I wonder why it affects some people with high energy and others as a tranquilizer.

It should be noted that the 8 crystal pyramid that produced the most even results was the only device that was pendulum engineered, meaning I consulted a pendulum for every aspect of it's construction from which crystals in what formation to how much of what kind of wire in which direction they should be wound. Even the basic ratio of aluminum/copper/resin was engineered in this fashion.

I think I need some test subjects... unwitting ones, if possible.

I smell a party.

white man's fly

Has anyone noticed the lack of honeybees lately? I have. This past season was the first time I saw a total lack of fruit on the pear trees and the teasel, butterfly bushes and every other bee-attracting plant, showing a dramatic absence of these insects. We still have enough hornets and wasps, but honeybees just aren't around. Sure, there are a few of them, but nothing like the populations of years past.

There seems to be two camps explaining this phenomenon. One group blames cell phones and the other doesn't. Studies show bees just don't like the frequency emanating from cell phones. It seems to disrupt their communication and navigation. They seem to leave the hive and never return, leaving only a few immature workers and the queen. The other camp claims it's a fungus or bacteria brought on by improper feeding, stress from overpopulated colonies and long-distance, tractor-trailer travel by the beekeepers to parts unknown for slave labor, to pollinate crops and produce honey for their human masters.

I tend to think beekeepers don't treat their bees anything like big business treats their human workforces. I've found beekeepers to be naturalists in the purest form, developing a symbiotic relationship with bees as partners rather than slaves, and profit is more of a byproduct rather than the goal. A beekeeper who mistreats his bees is a contradiction in terms.

As I look around this place where I live and see only woods and open fields, I wonder if the bees that left the colony are setting up shop around here. Why not? A perfect habitat for bees. Lots of things to pollinate, and no stress by people.

But as I mentioned before, there are no bees in this area to speak of. Not nearly enough to keep a colony going. A bee can travel about a mile or so from the hive and find its way back before sundown, and the one thing that all sources agree on is the bees leave and never return.

What about cell phone towers? You'd be hard-pressed to find an area without them. They seem to grow like daisies, and every one of them puts out extremely low frequencies. Isn't it more likely these towers' frequencies might affect a bee's navigation?

Every cell-phone user I talked to would rather starve to death than give up their cell phone, but all believe we are killing our planet with carbon footprints from plastic bags and oil.

Revelation 6:6

"Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, 'A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!'"
It's a little-known fact that grapes and olives don't need bees, but rely on wind, for pollination.

But one thing that stays in my mind is the American Indians' notion of the honeybee as white man's fly, and to see a bee means white man isn't far behind. They also believe when white man's fly is gone, the end times are soon followed.

At least we'll have enough wine and olives.

presidential lottery 2008

Let's face it. Do we really want any of these ass clowns as leader of the free world?
Hillary is Bill in drag. Obama is a crack smoker from Chicago. Every candidate running for prez is a war-mongering asshole, spouting the same tired crap we've been hearing for years. All, that is, except for RON PAUL, who doesn't stand a snowballs chance in hell because he's not chosen by the powers that be, namely the international banking elite. I mean, Hillary is the chosen one for the New World Order because she has connections, slept with a president, will do whatever her masters say, and is a total socialist. She's also an evil, war mongering, power-hungry bitch with an agenda of her own, which is turning the whole world into a nanny state with her as Mary Poppins. And McCain... Oh God. A white haired old fool who's stock in trade is once being a prisoner and a senator for something like 20 years. He still eats his meals wearing a blindfold. He voted to censor the Internet, which is enough for anyone on here to dislike this white-haired old man. I mean, we've already had one doddering old fool for president, and look what that got us. Besides, the election is rigged. We've gone electronic with easily programmed electronic voting machines and the fix is in. No more recounts because now there isn't a paper trail. Just google electronic voting machines and judge for yourself.

Democracy is dead.

All the more reason to get going on THE PRESIDENTIAL LOTTERY!

Yes, friends. Even YOU can become president. The Presidential Lottery seems like the only way we can attain true democracy in our great country. No more agonizing over who the second worst person is to be president. Now, you and every other hard working member of our great society can participate in, and possibly become leader of the free world.

The concept is simple... Every precinct will have a giant lottery machine with a ping pong ball representing each registered voter in that precinct. A little kid, selected by winning a school essay or some such contest, will step into the lottery machine and grab one ping pong ball, representing the winning candidate for that precinct. All the winning balls will then go to the state capital for the state level drawing. Another little kid, the winner from the state school essay contest or whatever, gets to draw the state winner.

You may be asking why a little kid gets to draw the ball. Two reasons.
1. No guile.
2. Shouldn't children be involved with a participatory government too? Just because their too young to vote doesn't mean they should be left out of democracy.

Now the fun begins. We have 50 balls representing 50 voting citizens from the YOU-NITED STATES. Pure democracy in action. The show takes place in the center of our great nation... Kansas. The master of ceremonies will be non other than the comedy team of Hillary, Obama and McCain. Witty banter all around. "Barack, you misinformed Negro." "Hillary, you ignroant slut." "Oh john, go grease your wheelchair." Big laughs, the audience cheers as other show business has-beens hit center stage. Sting, Mic Jagger, and Slim Whitman will all jam to the good old depression standards like, "I Wanna be Loved by You" and "Pack up Your Troubles", followed by the Ex-Presidents Barbershop Quartet. Between acts we can have little biographies of the contestants, one of which will be the next President of these YOU-nited states.

A possible cross section of candidates includes:

Rufus P. Crabtree from Arkansas lists among his favorite activities as checking his catfish lines before breakfast and watching Orange County Choppers. Manuel "The Fist" Gomez has an enforcement business in East L.A. Julius N. Twiffle (if that IS his real name) has a successful hair salon in San Fransisco. Lakisha Tomika Jhonson from Harlem has been unemployed but welcomes the chance to make something of herself as the first African-American prez.

The ad revenue alone will be enough to balance the budget. A 40 share, at least.

After hours of high entertainment enhanced by a slew of Super Bowl level commercials the winning ball and the new president will be drawn by... you guessed it. A little kid. And that's not all for this little kid, for he or she will have his or her pick of cabinet level jobs, preferably, Secretary of State.

1st runner up will be vice president and 2nd runner up will be the presidential buddy, hanging out with the new prez, plan fishing trips to Camp David, etc.

In a recent poll that I conducted myself, 98% of the American public confirms that ANYONE can do the job as president better than a career politician and would welcome the chance to give it a try.

Face it. We've already had the worst president in history. We can't do much worse than that unless you have PMS Hillary with her finger on the button, or Barack I'll-say-anything-you-want-to-hear Obama, or John nuke-em-all McCain.

Let's let anybody else in. Even YOU.

election 2008

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